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geline40
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 Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 6:12 am Post subject: 10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling |
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1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman.
2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a "hand pay."
3. When your kid says math "came easy" today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.
4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.
5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.
6. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to "Come out", and you ask for a 2-way C & E.
7. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.
8. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.
9. When the bartender asks if you want a "double", you say not against an ace.
10. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the "don't."
http://www.pokernews.com/pokerjokes/casino.html#obsessedonlinegambling
I really don't know if this is the right place to put this thread but hope it is. |
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JTingly
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| Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Im sorry geline, but those SUCKED! I know you didnt make them, but those were pretty bad  . Maybe the only funny one was the lazarus one? But other than that it stank, but thats just my dumb opinion |
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JTingly
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| Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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My bad, shouldnt of said those "sucked." But, in my opinion they werent too great.  It wasnt toward you geline!  No hard feelings! |
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geline40
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| Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:49 am Post subject: |
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| It is ok, JTingly, but I hope you saw the link, it wasn't really mine, that was from a source. Just thought of sharing it, sorry it wasn't as good as Ithough it is |
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JTingly
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| Posted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah i knew it was from a source  . No need to be sorry, it was the writers fault not yours! So we're good right, no hard feelings? |
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geline40
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| Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject: |
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Of course, we're friends. Afterall, we belong to the same family, right? :0
Keep on posting! I appreciate your being very active in this forum.
It is so motivating and encouraging. Keep up the good work! |
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JTingly
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| Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:05 am Post subject: |
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Lol, yeah. We're not supposed to talk about "that" if you get my drift. Yeah, good thing we work together, cause without you, there would be no posts to respond to  . But thats not the case ! |
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geline40
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| Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:17 am Post subject: |
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You know, I am happy to see your posts in this forum coz it gives me motivation to post :0 otherwise, i will have a hard time thinking how to reply to my own posts LOL
Keep on posting! |
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JTingly
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| Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Hahaha, that cracked me up of the "thinking of how to reply to my own posts" lol. Man we need some more activity, its usually just me, you, and thumper. We need some poker PROS!! |
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